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Have a mutual interest or the same love to dogs is a great way to pick up your guy or girl.

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But what if your Houses for sale in stocksbridge was trying to pick you up? Or maybe they met a cutie at the dog park and sparks flew Here are a slew of "awww" and giggle-inducing pickup lines that will make you fall in love with your dog all over again!

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Cuz' it's got to be illegal to look that good. Dig you hear of that new disease called beautiful? I think you're infected.

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I'd love to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks. I always thought happiness started with an "h," but it turns out mine starts with "u.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right?

Because you're the best a man can get. It's a good thing I have my library card Are your legs sore? Cuz' you've been running through my dreams all night. I am learning about important dates in history.

Wanna be one of them? You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Do you believe in love at first Best free chatting site Or should I walk by again?

Is your name google? Because you are everything I've been searching for. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz' you've got fine written all over you. I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Somebody call NASA! Someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you like sales? I was wondering if you have an extra heart? Because mine was just stolen.

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

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