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We parked illegally on the side of the road, figuring that no tow truck would be able to get at our car, and started eating our way through the free food.
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We began at the tent of Gary Bauer, the religious conservative who stepped down as head of the anti-gay Family Research Council to run for President. While we ate barbecued pork sandwiches and beans, we listened Zodiac app iphone a speaker praise Gary's commitment to children, born and unborn.
Bauer supporters are big breeders: There were more infants Dating your own race square foot in the Bauer tent than in any other we visited that day. Provided these yowling infants don't rebel against their parents' values when they reach voting age, Bauer should have a pretty good shot at the White House in We made the rounds, visiting all the candidates' tents, enjoying the free food, and tolerating the entertainment.
A contradictory desire on the part of most candidates to be both cutting edge and non-offensive led to some particu-larly distressing displays of pop-culture illiteracy: swing dancing at the Dole Jfk junior dating, Christian rock at the Bauer tent, contemporary country at the Bush tent, Crystal Gayle at the Alexander tent truly the saddest place on earthand Debbie Boone at the Forbes tent.
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After roasting in the sun for a few hours, we strolled back to Elizabeth Dole's tent for dessert -- cookies and root beer floats! Sandy, a perky young woman "totally fuckable," according Methylphenidate 18 mg side effects my brother in a Dole T-shirt, asked if we were Iowa residents. With the keys Analog synth sounds our Cedar Rapids hotel room in my pocket, I said yes. She offered us tickets, provided we would promise to vote for Dole.
I asked Sandy what would stop us from taking a ticket from Dole but voting for, say, Bauer or Forbes.
Sandy gave me the fish eye: "You can vote for anyone you want, but we hope you'll be honest. People here are honest generally -- this is Iowa, you know.
She handed us a form to fill out, and we invented a couple of addresses and phone s. So far so good: Sandy hadn't asked for I. I told her we were grad students, that we'd just moved to Ames, and that we didn't have any Iowa I. Sandy yanked back the tickets.
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Everyone promised to cedar dignity to the Oval Office, get tough with China, cut taxes, and increase defense spending. Steve Forbes was wooden, George W. Bush was strangely uninvolving he is the Republican Al GoreAlan Keyes was his usual psycho self, and Dan Quayle looked like he was going to burst into tears.
Gary Bauer's speech was the hit of the Straw Poll. He not only promised to "return honor to Washington," but promised that his administration would never "sacrifice a single child, born or unborn," thereby putting an end to the shameful satanic child sacrifice that's been going on in the Housewives looking for sex Southaven Office since Clinton was elected.
Elizabeth Dole came out against Internet porn and disorderly classrooms, and warned that "drugs are not cool; they kill.
As usual, Pat Buchanan provided the xenophobic fireworks. It has to be earned. After the of the poll were announced and we were walking out of the coliseum, I spotted Bob Barr, one of the House prosecutors in Clinton's impeachment trial, talking to a couple of women Big booty bbw pussy Bauer T-shirts.
The place was deserted, so I walked up and ed the conversation. He was explaining Sex average duration the Bauer supporters that, had prosecutors been allowed to call all the witnesses they wanted, Clinton would surely have been removed from office. It's about the blowjobs, stupid.
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